Friday, April 3, 2009

English Movies


There are two kinds of English Movie lovers
(A) The first one are there in that cinema hall for either or all of the below reasons:
  1. It’s the fashionable outing as said by all their friends
  2. The corner seats of the empty hall does soothe their raging hormones
  3. It’s a bet with a friend that they would catch on to more dialogues than the competition
  4. Some friend said that there was a 'wonderful scene' after the interval
  5. It goes well with the aviator shades, Pulsar 220dtsi and the chick from college
  6. About to join a BPO
  7. Planning to get that H1B visa and need to be oriented with American culture in a hurry
  8. The stunts and VFX are cool enough to deserve spending 200 bucks, who cares about the storyline, direction and the acting.
  9. The girl crowd is better looking and adequately underdressed to attract them to the movies.
  10. Thank God the flowers dont lean on to each other to signify an intimate emotion and activity
(B) The second category
These are the true lovers of cinema and would even be willing to watch it alone if it takes to catch that flick. The kick they derive from films keeps them away from LSD, coke and fags, as their Ecstasy has reached its climax when the end credits are rolling out in that darkened theatre

WHICH CATEGORY DO YOU BELONG TO?

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